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Thu, Jan. 5th, 2006, 05:50 pm
Correction - Free Breast Exam Reminders

Girls, I apologize but its: checkyourboobies.ORG not .COM

Guys, tell all the girls you know!

Wed, Feb. 2nd, 2005, 12:03 pm
Today was really monkeys.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Sat, Oct. 23rd, 2004, 08:22 pm
Woo...good question

So David decided to contribute to my quest for intellectual stimulation in my sexual ponderings...and decided to ask where the term "jacking off" comes from...you know this is gonna drive me insane right? lmao

Tue, Aug. 17th, 2004, 08:49 pm

Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
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The quality that most appeals to you:Sense of Humour
In a survival situation, you:Run like hell
Your hidden talent is:Seeing the best in others
Your gift is:Athletic ability
In groups, you:Don't fit in
Your best quality is:Your kindness
Your weakness is:Your overbearing nature
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Thu, May. 27th, 2004, 08:46 am

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